Ponies Under 20 Are Torture Devices for Kids
posted by citizen.K on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 / 
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I remember fondly my pony as a child, Rikki, a 5 year old Section A Welsh (small) bay pony gelding. Rikki bit me, kicked me, bucked me off, dumped me, and drug me around, but boy did I love that pony!
Rikki also jumped around and got his lead changes (if I happened to spur him just right). He nuzzled me, took me on trail rides, went swimming with me, tolerated my hours and hours of riding, hours of grooming, and played dress-up (new tack, blankets, coolers).
Ponies are evil. Ponies are friends. Ponies are evil friends.
Despite our fun, Rikki-the-Pony was really good at stepping on my foot, knowing exactly when to poop (when I picked out his back feet), scraping me off the outside arena wall under saddle, and of course, biting my finger and NOT the carrot.
I will never forget that pony; I loved him as much as I could have loved anything. Yes, he tortured me, yes he hurt me, but he was my best friend and I learned so much from him……and every kid should have that little torture device that teaches us so much.
But make no mistake; ponies under 20 years old are torture devices for little kids.
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May 24th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
POnies rulee
July 4th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Had to laugh at that! My first horse was a Arab/Welsh pony. He was my best friend, he lived to be 32 years old and I had him until the day he died.
That pony taught me so much about owning and caring for and respecting a horse. He was much smarter than I, as a young child, and he would correct ME when I did something wrong. He did not bite or kick, but he knew how to set me right when I was goofing off. Owning Smokey instilled in me a lifelong love of horses and taught me what it is to be a horsewoman.
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Haha I got my first pony two weeks ago. Her name is Rikki i can not find out a show name for her. She is a brown welsh pony if she was a inch taller she would be a horse!!! When we go to shows we have to trime her hoves so we can ride in the pony classes haha!!! She bucked me off at a show and 10 mins. later I was back on!!! I love my new pony rikki.
March 29th, 2009 at 3:02 am
haha i hat my first pony and he gave me 2 brocken ribs after that i headed towords horses now i have 15.1hh stock horse cross arab shes never bucked me off or done eny thing to me ponys are just un relible and evil little bucking machines